Hello Burger King, my name is Alex Barron . . . yes, I can hold.If you noticed something different about today, it's that the natural order of things in the world has been restored once again. Every year, right around the beginning of spring, an ominous event happens; that event is the mass brainwashing of arguably rational and intelligent human beings all across this great country of ours. During this period, the Jerry Jones/ESPN PR machine gets throttled up into top gear and launched off into the ****-washing stratosphere known as the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl bandwagon.
Somehow everyone suddenly gets hammered by propaganda into forgetting that they don't have an offensive line, they don't have a good secondary, that all three of their running backs add up to average, that 2/3 of their receiving core are head cases, their QB is a total choke artist, that they have only won one playoff game ONE!!! since 1996, and they still have a coaching staff that seems to be more focused on their audition for a Life Goes On remake, then for actual game management. I mean even the pre-game guys on NBC, Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison who have won Super Bowls, picked the Cowboys to win it all and said it was a lock. The sad part is that sometimes this brain condition can last right up until the playoffs. Luckily, the valiant Washington Redskins were able to carve out the diseased part of each mouth-breather Cowboy "fan's" brain with a spoon (because it hurts more) in Week 1, putting an end to all this ridiculousness.......for now.
God Bless the Washington Redskins, and here's to the rest of the league to continue to carry out the Lord's work of saving these poor lost souls. 0-16 bitches!
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