The Root of the Monday Taunt XIV

A Lament for Loss of Light: One valiant soul laid brightly bare, the masses weep: O Time! O Time! Up and up he climbed the parlous stair, no stranger to heights ascended before, in days of yore, in Holy prime. Not this day --- the Light is no more.

We bid adieu to the Holy Light, who fell in the Fourteenth Week. There are now only five who remain, including yours truly, who trusted his Beloveds* and was not disappointed by the width of Antonio Brown's shoe.

Five, we five few: Hollandia, Lebanator, DADY, Pillow, and Swami. I know not what tomorrow brings, but on this day, in this place, there is brightness despite the loss of Light, and so will the Swami go forth, bearing the bold flag.

That is all.

*Note: the Swami Hex is alive and well. Only one remains of those who took the Saints over the Beloveds in Week 04. If I were Hollandia, I would be very, very afraid. That is truly all.

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Week 1 Lowlights

This guy's back in the saddle for Philly...sorry to anyone who gambled and took Kevin Kolb as their Fantasy QB...

See Bears coach Lovie Smith try to get in the endzone in the 4th quarter 1) at home 2) against the Lions 3) who were using junior-high-caliber QB Shaun Hill (after Stafford's shoulder injury) instead of kicking the potential game winning field goal? Needless to say, Matt Forte got stuffed 3 times and the Lions had a dramatic game winning TD to Calvin Johnson...or not...

Pete Carroll got a big win in his Seattle Seahawks debut . . . about 12 hours after USC survived Virginia at home, 17-14. Don't get to excited about the Seahawks though, Pete always wins early. Too bad the NFL doesn't have a team in Oregon, or that would be a lock in the Suicide Pool.

With Carolina QB Matt Moore turning the ball over 5 times and getting a concussion, Jimmy Clausen's up next. Can't wait to see him try to tell Steve Smith how he should run his routes like he did with his Notre Dame WRs.

More later......