Suicide 2013 has found its winner. One man, one lone man, has outdistanced the pack and proved worthy beyond shadow of doubt. The ribbon is broken, left to flutter in the wind, as the man, hands outstretched, takes his place in the annals of history.
We congratulate DADY 03 on his victory, leaving two brothers and 157 other participants in his wake.
And so it goes, and so it goes, and so the rest of the masses lick their wounds and begin their analysis of the NFL draft possibilities, prepping for salvation this coming fall.
Suicide 2013 is dead. Long live Suicide 2014.
That is all.
